Just the other day, Queen Shelly and I were slamming shots of Pappy Van Winkle when she opined, "The Jailhouse needs more Captain Kidd quotes" and walla, this gem appears. And not only is it a Captain Kidd quote, it is a Captain Kidd quote containing the word spleen. Love, LOVE spleen quotes.
Well done, misérable, well done. I vote for early parole.